Saturday, April 02, 2005

The April Fool that got away 

April Fool's Day ended 15 minutes ago, right about the time that Annabelle reminded me that I had forgotten to send my trick to Fred. I started planning my gag shortly after he deployed last May: I would mail him a 10-pound bag of playground sand and a small assortment of sandbox toys. Get it? Sending sand to the desert? What a riot am I.

Oh, well, you have to admit that it would have been a heck of a lot nicer than my trick of 1996 when I presented him with a positive pregnancy test courtesy of my very pregnant neighbor.

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